It’s been a little gloomy around here, so I think it’s time for some R&R.
Today I am going to take you to a place of rest, relaxation and renewal. Where your body will be lavishly lathered with wonderful coconut oil. All your senses will be engaged as you hear the sound of the birds, amidst the ocean waves crashing and taking you into a place of total bliss. The aromatherapy with it’s lavender scent will calm and relax you…deep breath…can you smell it? Let yourself go…relax!
That is until “Genna” (not her real name) walks in!
Picture Rocky training to “Eye of the Tiger”. Can you hear the knuckles cracking?
AND SO IT STARTS…your relaxing massage – ha!ha!, so you thought 8-\
Snap, crackle, pop! Wait, should I be fighting back? I’m confused…
She asks, “how are you doing?” My thoughts, “do you really want to know?” In a barely audible, squeaky whisper I manage to say, “ok…”
The torture, I mean massage, continues. Ouch! Was that an elbow to my…OUCH! Ok, never mind…uncle, uncle! Whatever she is pressing is making me lift from the table…really?! I’m paying for this?
Finally, she is done! The 60 minute relaxing massage, which turned into an all out beating, which I must say was totally unfair. I should have fought back…just sayin! Anywho, it was finally over!
On the bright side (cause I’m really trying to find the “bright side) it did take my mind off my emotional pain 😉
Where will I go next? Stay tuned…you just never know 😀